Sunday, April 24, 2005

Carey On!

Just got back from my trip to Philly, and waiting for me when I got home to my beloved A-Town was loyal Friend of Felt Up Terri R., some nice weather, and a big, steaming pile of trashy celeb mags! Huzzah!

I'm just a wee bit too pooped from my travels to do an in-depth analysis of each and every urgent, newsworthy report from my beloved Star and Us Weekly, but here are some of the essentials that you will need to know in order to be au courant this week:

1) Mariah Carey travels with her own personal "lighting director" (sounds sensible to me---I never go anywhere without my "Faye" operator) and insists that all underlings greet her each morning with the salutation "You look beautiful, Miss Carey." Also, she has a personal foot masseuse.

Um, actually, there is no 2), because that's all anyone will ever need to know about anything, ever.

Well, that and a gentle reminder that Ms. Carey used to insist that she have a selection of "fresh" puppies and kittens to play with in her hotel rooms while on tour, but I can't say with absolute certainty that she still does that. I hope with all my heart and soul that she does, but who knows? Maybe she prefers to frolic with bunny rabbits, pot-bellied pigs, and small children (or "child props") these days. Bless Mariah's heart! She truly loves all creatures great and small...Until they become tedious and must be replaced.

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