Thursday, March 03, 2005

Trouble in Sheen Paradise

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Pretty but tacky Playboy model/bad actress Denise Richards and has-been/party boy/#1 Heidi Fleiss client Charlie Sheen are splitting up, which is only slightly surprising because she is preggers with baby number two (eww! Charlie Sheen's babies!). WENN is giddy with excitement:
Former Bond girl Denise Richards has shocked Hollywood by filing for divorce from her husband Charlie Sheen, while pregnant with the couple's second child.

Citing irreconcilable differences for the split, the actress has retained the services of powerhouse divorce attorney Laura Wasser as she prepares for a court battle over custody of her daughter Sam and unborn baby.

US news show Celebrity Justice reports Richards is seeking full custody of the children, and has asked Sheen be granted visitation rights.

The couple's daughter is a year old, and Richards is six months pregnant with their second child.

In the legal papers, filed in Los Angeles on Tuesday, Richards also demands "miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects," as well as "earnings and accumulations of Petitioner from and after the date of separation". The divorce comes completely out of the blue for the couple, who seemed to be perfectly happy when they were recently interviewed about their new baby news.

The announcement may have "shocked Hollywood," but it certainly was no big thang to those jaded folks at Page Six, who noted:

"Reports of marital difficulties have been swirling for months, though their reps denied all to PAGE SIX."

Why on earth would she get pregnant again so soon (six months after their daughter was born---gross!) if there were "marital difficulties"? Who would have Charlie Sheen's children in the first place? Did Charlie fall off the wagon? Which wagon? The one without booze and drugs or the one without hookers? These are the questions on a Felt Up nation's lips! We demand answers, Denise Richards!

Stay tuned for more details as they emerge from the dark, smelly underbelly of the Sheen marriage!

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