Thursday, March 31, 2005

Everything's Cumming Up Roses!

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Page Six has a wee tidbit concerning The Most Loathed Woman in America and her possibly gay husband, although the "possibly" is becoming "highly likely" by the minute:
Al Reynolds had a surprise Tuesday night for his beloved wife, Star Jones. The happy hubby showed up at actor Alan Cumming's reading of erotica at Duvet Tuesday evening, checked out the room and made a beeline for the gift bags, to which he helped himself. We can only imagine what the newlyweds did when he got home with his swag, which included a pair of furry handcuffs, a whip and a bottle of Svedka vodka. Reynolds' rep did not return calls.

In case you unfamiliar with Mr. Alan Cumming, he's a delightful Scottish actor who has been in everything from "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" to the latest Broadway revival of "Cabaret," for which he won a Tony for his performance as The Emcee. There's an interesting article about him in The Advocate, in which he discusses politics, his career, and his new cologne called Cumming: The Fragrance. (It truly is the gift that keeps on giving.)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usCumming: The Man.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usCumming: The Fragrance.

I'm sure Alan Cumming was thrilled to see ole Al at his erotica reading. Who wouldn't be? Nothing says erotique like Probably Gay Al and his Bridezilla! They are sex incarnate. And the other attendees must've been simply delirious with pervosity just thinking about all the totally HOTT things that Al and Star would be doing with their free toys! (Even their sex props are freebies! Seriously, do they pay for anything?)

Let's do the sexual math, shall we?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usOne bottle of vodka +

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usOne pair furry handcuffs +

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QED

All together now, as one nation--nay, perhaps even one world, united: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

1 comment:

chepo said...

Don't forget Alan Cumming's best role ever, as Nightcrawler in "X-men 2."

I am almost pissed myself when I saw your photographic equation.