Monday, February 21, 2005

Ooh, I bet Lindsay Lohan is fit to be tied! Apparently the fuglier, even less talented Simpson sister, Ashlee, is dating Lindsay's ex!

From UPI News:
"MTV 'The Ashlee Simpson Show' star Ashlee Simpson is reported to be seeing a lot of pop rival Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama.

Simpson took a 30 mile drive out of Los Angeles with her assistant last week just to meet up with the 'That 70s Show' star on the desert set of his new movie 'La Muerto,' said.

A set spy says, 'There was no kissing but the way they greeted each other and then cuddled, there was no mistaking that Wilmer and Ashlee are more than just buddies.'"

Ashlee is going to be known as "La Muerta" herself if Lindsay gets wind of this. She may be tiny, she may be "exhausted," and god knows she may be hungover, but La Lohan strikes me as the kind of girl who would go medieval on any biyatch who dares mess around with her beloved Wilmer. She's got the crazy in her blood...

Now excuse me while I rush over to ""!


Anonymous said...

That bastard Wilmer has had his finger in every slice of the famous post-pubescent pie !!!

Battlestar Luna said...

That son of a bitch. I hate him.