Thursday, February 03, 2005

Ooh! Eek! I'm so excited and I just can't hide it! Krazy Karl Lagerfeld dissed Nicole Kidman's body! From MSNBC:

"The fashion world is atwitter after one of the world’s top designers blasted Nicole Kidman’s looks.

Making matters worse, the designer is Karl Lagerfeld, the man behind Chanel, where Kidman is a pitchwoman. Kidman stars in ads for Chanel No. 5 — wearing a gown by Lagerfeld — in a deal reportedly worth $5 million.

Lagerfeld has been quoted blasting Kidman’s “bizarre body make-up” and ridiculing her beauty as fake. “She has this bizarre body make-up: endless legs and not very much in the way of breasts,” Lagerfeld was quoted as saying in the Express of London. “What she shows to the world is not her. Her perfection is an illusion: she knows it and couldn't give a damn. There are recipes I can’t divulge.”

“This sounds impossible to me,”  Kidman’s spokeswoman, Catherine Olim, told The Scoop. “[Lagerfeld] adores Nicole and they have longstanding mutual respect for each other as professionals.” She continued that any response should come from Lagerfeld or Chanel. Lagerfeld’s office, however, didn’t respond to requests for comment."

Lord, I love Karl Lagerfeld! What a nutty nutball! And so cryptic--"there are recipes that I can't divulge"--is he talking about voodoo? Santeria? Witches' brew? Is that Botox in her forehead or SOMETHING MORE SINISTER?

Oh, my god.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am so with Karl. I've been saying for months that she really is a space alien. I mean, look how cute she used to be, and then look at the Satan spawn she's become:

Is this what Tom Cruise does to people?

- Julie