Monday, December 20, 2004

This is just to let all my adoring fans--you know who you are, both of you!--that just like love, the posts are going to come in spurts for the next couple of weeks. You know, the holidays and whatnot. Your humble Felt Up bloggette will be busy guzzling boozey nogs, stuffing cakes and candies--and yes, perhaps a pie or two--into her piehole, and generally rolling around on the floor clutching her distended belly in a gluttonous stupor, not unlike Templeton the gay rat after his smorgasbord-orgasbord binge at the fair in "Charlotte's Web."

I DID however, just receive in the mail my beloved Star Magazine, with its "50 MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE OF 2004--And Why We LOVE Them!" issue, which I will dissect very soon in elaborate detail....stay tuned! Also, a new poll is on the way!

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