Thursday, December 09, 2004

Poll result time! In the last mini-poll, the people of the world were asked what was the best terrible movie of all time (or as far back as I could remember) and now the world has spoken: The best terrible movie is..."The Devil's Advocate"! With 33%! Oh, World, when you are right, you are SO right. What a great, great terrible movie: Keanu Reeves' faux southern accent, the incredible scenerey chewing of Mr. Al Pacino, the title itself--get it? Huh? He's a LAWYER and he works for SATAN so he's LITERALLY "The Devil's Advocate"!!! How clever! Next worse was the Mariah Carey-in-hot-pants vehicle "Glitter" with 22%. Third place was a tie between "Showgirls" and "Xanadu" with 17% each, and fourth most awful was split between "Anything with Sharon Stone" and "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with 6% apiece. Apparently, "Cleopatra" and "Alexander" are so terrible that no one has ever seen either of them, for they got 0%. Give "Alexander" time, though, people; I have a feeling about that one sneaking up on us later when we least expect it and providing some giggles and maybe even a guffaw or two...

So. New poll question. I have been drawn to things biblical of late, so I humbly put this to you, World: What person, event or thing is the harbinger of the coming Apocalypse? (Not including George W. Bush). Poll is down at the bottom left. Sure, putting Dick Clark's stroke as a choice may be in poor taste, but you know what? So's armageddon. Not to mention "Armageddon" the movie--ooh, damn! I should have put that on the LAST poll. Oh, well...

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