Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Here's a stocking-stuffer for you:

Paris Hilton wears size 11 shoes!

It's pretty sad when you wear the same shoe size as your drag-queen impersonators. Of course, if this whole being-famous-for-doing-nothing thing ever stops working for her, she could always star in a series of porn movies about tiny-brained annoying women with GINORMOUS FEET! Or...yeah, uh, I guess she could also just fall back on her inherited fortune. Damn.

Here's an actual photo of her feet juxtaposed with a normal, decent person's:

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