Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Sorry if my attention is on the real news and not the non-news today. Barring a shocking new development in the ongoing Liza Minelli/David Guest/personal assistant lawsuit, I am going to be very busy today:

1.) Fretting/flipping/freaking.

2.) Converting all of my money into pesos and/or gold bullion.

3.) Packing my bags.

4.) Planning my escape/riot-n-loot route.

5.) Doing a Google search for the finest Corgi veternarian in Mexico. Also for the finest Valium distributor.

6.) Getting drunk.

On the other hand, if Bush loses, I will only be doing 6.)

GO OUT AND VOTE!

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