Thursday, October 28, 2004

Well, well, well. There seems to be futher evidence of trouble in paradise for America's favorite newlyweds. (When do they officially stop being "newlyweds" and start being merely married, huh? I guess about the time divorce proceedings begin!) The NY Post's "Dickie" Johnson is reporting--along with Star and the National Enquirer--that blissfully, sacredly married Nick Lachey cheated at a bachelor party for one of his friends who got married a few weeks ago:

"Jessica Simpson's husband, Nick Lachey, could be in hot water with his ditzy missus over published reports that he two-timed her with porn star Jessica Jaymes at a wild bachelor party.

Star magazine trumpets, "Jessica Simpson's Husband Caught in Cheating Scandal!" on its cover this week, and sister tabloid the National Enquirer chimes in with a story about Nick's X-rated exploits with Jaymes.

But only PAGE SIX talked to Jaymes about what really happened at the Oct. 12 bachelor bash for Nick's longtime pal, sound engineer Sean Sullivan, where Jaymes was hired to perform in a girl-on-girl sex show.

'I was hired to perform at a bachelor party,' Jaymes told us. 'And yes, Nick Lachey was there. I did a girl-on-girl show with another porn star, whose name I don't know. We brought over a lot of really cool vibrators and whipped cream and gear and stuff. There were toys used and naughty actions going on. Everyone had a really good time. That's really all I'm allowed to say.'

The racy romp took place at the Hollywood Hills home of Cody Leibel, owner of C-Note Records. Jaymes — who has starred in movies like "If These Hips Could Talk" — frolicked with the other woman on a rug in the living room. The porn star pair later moved upstairs to continue the fun in a bedroom in full view of Lachey and his pals.

'The guys are allowed to put money on me, and Nick put some money on me and that's about it,' Jaymes told The Post. 'I went home with my bodyguard later that night. Everything's been exaggerated.'

But Jaymes — whom porn potentate Larry Flynt will name the "Hustler Honey of the Year" at his Hustler Club on West 51st Street next month — may have caused more trouble for Lachey's two-year marriage than she'd like to admit.

As PAGE SIX first reported, Lachey, 30, and Simpson, 24, have feuded in recent months. The tension stems from the media scrutiny following the runaway success of their MTV show "Newlyweds" and, sources say, meddling by Simpson's pop svengali dad Joe Simpson, who also steers the career of her lip-synching sister, Ashlee."

Hee hee hee! OK. First of all, I don't necessarily define "cheating" as "witnessing two porn stars peform girl-on-girl action at a bachelor party," although it certainly straddles the line. IT IS, however, sleazy and gross and totally yucky. AND he is married to a girl who had a complete freakout on national television when he attended a party at the Playboy Mansion. The mere presence of Bunnies on the same property was enough to send Jessica into a jealous nervous breakdown...How did he EXPECT his wife to react to his witnessing, and possibly interacting with, a live sex show put on by the Hustler Honey of the Year? He was playing with FIRE, and he knew it. Maybe he was looking for a way out of his living, hellish nightmare--AKA his marriage. Maybe this is Nick Lachey's desperate cry for help!

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