Thursday, October 14, 2004

I hate to use the "P" word in mixed company, but Paris Hilton is all over the non-news AGAIN. I think from now on I'm going to call her P Hole. After denying that she's a racist and used the "n" word on her second-to-last sexcapade tape (there is apparently a THIRD tape floating around--is this girl capable of having sex WITHOUT a camera present?), now she's under fire from Brandon Davis, oily oil heir and boyfriend of talentlesss, scrawny "O.C" starlet Mischa Barton. It's the lead story on Page Six:

"Hollywood oil heir Brandon Davis just poured gasoline on the Paris Hilton N-word furor, claiming that Hilton regularly uses the racial slur as well as slurs against other minorities.

Davis, an old friend of Hilton who had a falling out with her this year, came forward after it was reported that Hilton used the N-word in a scene caught on videotape. Hilton later issued a statement saying, "Anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. I love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone — ever."

But Davis tells this week's National Enquirer: "Not true. She was forever using the 'N-word.' I told her not to use it. It was offensive. But she just laughed. She is a racist, plus an idiot. Every black person she referred to was a 'n- - - - -.' "

Davis, the grandson of recently deceased oil billionaire and movie mogul Marvin Davis and boyfriend of "O.C." starlet Mischa Barton, continued, "She uses the word all the time, and I've known her all of her life. It's 'n- - - - - this' and 'n- - - - - that.' She's a disgrace. She is a racist!

"She puts down Jews and other minorities, too. And I'm Jewish. I found it depressing . . . I finally had enough of her attitude six months ago, and I finished with her. I don't want anything to do with her. I don't need anything from her. She is no longer my friend. She's just not a nice person."

Davis said that he never heard Hilton use racist language around her best friend and "Simple Life" co-star Nicole Richie, who is black. 'I know Nicole,' Davis said. 'She is a very good person."'"

Now, why a gazillionaire like Brandon Davis would run to a tabloid like The National Enquirere instead of a well-respected purveyor of non-news such as Star or Us Weekly, well, I don't know, it seems a little fishy to MOI. However, I am totally willing and able to believe EVERY SINGLE WORD! I would find it a lot harder to believe that she WASN'T constantly using the "n" word at every opportunity. God, I loathe her. And she somehow just gets more and more and MORE famous with each passing nano-second! I have to say, though, that my negative feelings toward the constantly pouting and needing-to-tuck-in-his-hideous-shirts Brandon Davis have mildly improved with this tirade against P Hole. Kudos, Mr. Davis, kudos!

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