Monday, October 25, 2004

The Ashlee Simpson Fiasco has become a full-blown internet feeding frenzy, and I couldn't be happier! Apparently you can get Ashlee-blowing-it-on-SNL icons, t-shirts, wallpaper, and, of course, little clips of her doing her Crazy Dance before running off the stage after 35 seconds.

I noticed some additions to the AP report about the incident, too, on CNN. I didn't realize that she and host Jude Law talked about it at the end of the show:

"'What can I say?' guest host Jude Law said with Simpson standing next to him at the end of the show. 'Live TV.'

'Exactly' Simpson said. 'I feel so bad. My band started playing the wrong song. I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a hoe-down.'"

Damn, girl! Why do you have to musician-hate like that? I bet they were so PISSED. is also reporting that on her official webpage, Ashlee posted the following in response to the plethora of nasty comments she got from her fans:

"Once I can get in contact with the webmaster, everythings getting
deleted. It doesn't matter anyway, there's too many important people behind my career to stop it now."

Whoa. Now, I don't know for ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY that Ashlee really wrote that and posted it on her website, but then I also don't know for absoulute certainty that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct, but I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT ANYWAY!!! Ha ha ha, hee hee hee. If she did, indeed, write that statement, she is truly an egomaniacal monster and should be locked in a cage at Nick-n-Jessica's and NEVER LET OUT AGAIN. Actually, she should be locked up anyway just to make sure she never sings that godawful "Pieces of Me" ever again. In case she does try to sing it again, I've written some new lyrics for her that should be quite helpful:

On a Friday I am synching
By Saturday I am fleeing
Off the stage
Cause I can't sing

That's totally FREE AND GRATIS little lady. This is PURE GOLD I'm giving away, but that's just the kind of person I am. I'm a giver!

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