Friday, September 24, 2004

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING POST IS IN VERY POOR TASTE! OK, I just can't help it. I know this is a terrible tragedy etc etc, but I cannot help giggling over this headline from CNN:

"Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen"

It's like something from The Onion come to life (or death)! Here's a few more details:

"A retired Sara Lee executive missing since he met with a couple about buying his sport utility vehicle was found dead Thursday, frozen in a rented storage unit. The couple was arrested in what federal authorities believe was a bungled carjacking."

Apparently they "accidentally" killed him by ducktaping his mouth shut, and he suffocated in the car, so they put him in the deep freeze, alongside an assortment of Sara Lee frozen pound cakes, cinnammon rolls, and breafast entrees. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!

Oooooh, tough room! (Motion of me pulling collar loose.) Try the veal!

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