Monday, September 27, 2004

NEWS ALERT! In 2009, The Tonight Show will cease to suck ass! The NY Times is reporting that Conan O'Brien will replace Jay Leno as the host of the coveted tv show when Leno steps aside. Hurrah!

Here are some details, albeit in a dry, stodgy, well-written Times-y way that rings so harsh and foreign to my Star-and-Us-Weekly-attuned ears:

"NBC announced today that Conan O'Brien will succeed Jay Leno as host of the `Tonight` show at the end of Mr. Leno's current five-year contract in 2009.

Mr. O'Brien signed a new contract today that guarantees he will take over "Tonight," still the leading show in late-night television, at a yet to be determined date in 2009.

NBC made the news official in a press release this afternoon, after it was announced to the staffs of both shows early this morning. Mr. Leno planned to tell his own television audience of the decision on his program tonight, on a show that had already been billed as a special edition of the program because it is the official 50th anniversary of the first broadcast of "Tonight," with Steve Allen as the host.

Mr. O'Brien, who has hosted the 12:35 p.m. NBC show "Late Night" for more than 11 years, had made it plain in interviews that his goal was to reach an 11:35 p.m. late-night show soon.

He was expected to be heavily sought after by other networks had NBC not managed to re-sign him.

NBC executives said today that Mr. Leno was instrumental in making the new arrangement, having agreed when he signed his latest deal in March that he would be willing to step aside for Mr. O'Brien in 2009. He will be 59 at that point. Mr. O'Brien will be 46."

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Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Haaaaaaaaalleeeeeeeeeluuuuuuuujah! My only concern is that NBC will try and water down some of the raunchier material that is of course the best part of Conan's show. If they mess with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog I will have no choice but to sic Sinead O'Connor on them. Oh, why do ye mess with perfection, ye imbeciles at NBC? Yes, I've decided to speak Sineadese for the rest of my natural life. Just ye try and stop me!


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