Thursday, September 23, 2004

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Now there's some doubt that Britney and Kevin actually got married! This is really getting annoying. JUST DO IT AND SHUT UP! Here's what the IMDB says:

"An American magazine is claiming Britney Spears' wedding to Kevin Federline was a hoax. The couple married in a brief ceremony at Studio City, California, on Saturday evening in front of just 25 guests including friends and family members. But the latest edition of Us Weekly features a four-page document signed by the couple, in which they confess they "intend to participate in a 'faux' wedding on September 18, 2004; however, they do not intend to and shall not validly marry one another on said date". Us Weekly claims the couple were unable to obtain a marriage license in time, after both parties wrangled over a prenuptial agreement - so they went ahead with the fake wedding. A spokesperson for Spears, however, insists the magazine report is false: 'This is all ludicrous. They are happily married, and I have no reason to believe otherwise.'"

Why on earth would they have any reason to sign a document saying they are about to participate in a hoax? Are they so strung out on Cheetos and Red Bull that they've lost their minds? If this turns out to be true, I'm going to be PISSED. The sooner they get married, the sooner they can get divorced! She is only 22 years old, PLENTY of time to marry several more times. Terri R. and I want her to be the next Liz Taylor, with, like, a hundred marriages before she is 50. J. Lo's already ahead with three, but she's way older. Come on Britney, you can catch up! I've got imaginary money riding on this! Hit me one more time! And please, please, please marry someone twice! Even if it's Kevin! Just like you, I'M NOT PICKY ABOUT WHO YOU MARRY! But get ON with it! AAAAAAAH!

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Here's a reminder of what Hubby Numero Uno looked like. Hee haw!

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