Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Is the whole world conspiring to drive me mad? Why is the media so OBSESSED with celeb-u-babies? Who cares if Julia Roberts has twins? And for the love of all things holy, WHY IS GWYNETH "FLAPJACKS" PALTROW ON THE COVER OF ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY WITH THE HEADLINE "GWYNETH: MOM OR MOVIES?"? Her smug face makes me want to run screaming from the room! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I could give a FIG if she and Apple Jacks ride off into the sunset together with the incredibly stork-like Chris Martin of Coldplay or not! And if she wants to bow out gracefully to devote herself full-time to the joys of motherhood without the intrusive eye of the media upon her sacred family unit, then why in hell is she doing the COVER of Entertainment Weekly? I want answers, dammit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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