Saturday, August 21, 2004

The weekend is the cruellest time for non-news hounds, and this one is no exception. So far all I've got is this, courtesy of Mr. Richard "Dick" Johnson":

"OK, we get it — you're really not that innocent, Britney Spears. The increasingly prurient pop tart left British TV host Simon Amstell speechless during a recent interview. When he asked her what the last thing she'd had in her mouth was, she replied, "A dildo." Skanks for the memories, Britney! Simon tells London's Daily Mirror: 'I was doing this interview with Britney and I had my usual set of silly questions. I thought her answer would be something like chicken escalope. Anyway, her people stepped in and cut that bit out.'"

Well, you have to admire her honesty. Her dirty, filthy honesty.

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