Thursday, August 19, 2004

In the new Page Six, Richard "Dick" Johnson writes that Kerry "flip-flopped" on the issue of Catherine Zeta-Jones' hotness. Jeez, I wish John Kerry would keep his trap shut, especially about such important matters, because he is making me like him less and less. Don't get me wrong, I will vote for him no matter what, but he sure makes it hard for a girl to take a shine to him personally:

"Kerry apparently found Zeta-Jones too zaftig for his taste. While being interviewed for a recent profile in Newsweek, Teresa volunteered that when she and her husband saw the movie "Chicago," he much preferred Renee Zellweger's slender physique to that of her curvier co-star, Zeta-Jones.

"You thought she was . . ." Heinz-Kerry teased her husband, laughing and holding her hands out wide."

Boo! Hiss! "Too zaftig?" I mean CZJ may scare the crap out of me, but her beauty is really not up for debate in my book. She is just gorgeous. Perfect, really. Bill Clinton would not have thought her "too zaftig," I can tell you that! Look at Monica Lewinsky (bless her heart); she was always being called a "fat girl" or whatever and I always thought she was very attractive (and human--she goes up and down in weight like the rest of us; will show off her thong to the President of the United States at the drop of a hat--just like the rest of us). ARGH! When I make my "Kirstie" pro-fat-pride bracelets, I will send a case over to CZJ. No, wait, she would have me killed. I will send them to Kerry. He needs to realize that WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO HEAR THAT MEN THINK CZJ IS TOO FAT!!!Where does that leave the rest of us? And by the way, I thought Renee Zellweger looked like a squinty skeleton in "Chicago." Now she looks much better; she's still squinty, though. How can she see? Does she read Braille?

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