Thursday, July 15, 2004

RUN, do not walk, to your nearest bookstore and get a copy of the new Paper Magazine, because it contains an awesome-sounding article on everyone's favorite genius/nutball/grumpy gus Vincent Gallo. According to Page Six:

"CRANKY actor/artist/film-maker Vincent Gallo always seems to be slamming his fellow celebrities, and now Paper magazine has compiled a handy compendium. On actor Tim Roth: 'Tim Roth is like holding a penis upside down to make it appear erect.' On Christina Ricci: 'I don't like her. But it's OK. She's basically a puppet. I told her what to do, and she did it.' Indie filmmaker Harmony Korine is 'a mini- dwarf, faggot date-raper.' And Gallo's hometown of Buffalo is ' "Deliverance' with smokestacks."' Paper left out Gallo's feud with movie critic Roger Ebert, on whom Gallo once told us he had put an 'unremovable black magic curse' that would give him colon cancer. When Ebert later contracted cancer of the salivary gland, Gallo was dubbed 'Vinny Black Magic' by pals."

Oh, I love a celeb who says vicious things about other celebs. I LOVE them! Terri R. is going to PEE her PANTs about this one.

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