Tuesday, July 20, 2004

More signs of the End of the World, courtesy of CNN.com:

"LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Pop star Michael Jackson, facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children -- quadruplets -- by way of a surrogate mother, Us Weekly magazine reported Tuesday."

Ugh. Note that CNN and Reuters are citing Us Weekly as a reliable source. Hee-hee. Which reminds me: Are the news agencies getting advanced copies of Us Weekly or what? MY current issue contains no mention of wee Princes Michael III-VI gettin' ready in the pipeline. I have a SUBSCRIPTION to the thing, so why am I behind? I'm losing valuable gossip lead-time! By the time I get my mitts on my beloved trash-a-zine, it's OLD NEWS! Bah humbug.

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