Thursday, July 22, 2004

Is there anything better than a completely insane celebrity? How nice to wake up this morning and find a FABULOUSLY frightening, deliciously deranged quote from one of the craaaaziest celebs out there: Ms. Sharon Stone, of course. Seems after her brain aneurism scare (didn't she also have a breast cancer scare that she 'cured' by giving up coffee or some such thing?) she has a new lease on life. Well, here, listen to the insane diva herself, it's a delightful treat:

"When my brain exploded, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I have such a better life now. I'm at the point in my life where if you don't want my peaches, don't shake my tree. I'm into Happy Town, and if you don't want to live in Happy Town, move, hit the friggin' bricks, baby."---from IMDB

Now myself, I don't think I want to live in Happy Town. I prefer Mildly Depressed Town, thank you very much. But I must agree about one thing: If you shake my tree, you're GONNA get my damn peaches. Uh huh. That's right. You say it, Sharon.

By the way, there were some great pictures in InStyle of La Stone at the Cannes Film Festival, acting--what else?--all craaaazy. She was flapping her arms wildly at a sit-down charity auction...at the same party, hosted by Giorgio Armani, there was a whole flock of crazy, blowsy old birds: Donatella Versace hugging Liza Minella (EEK!), which I promptly cut out and framed for my refrigerator; Kathleen Turner, looking positively H-A-R-S-H (she has some illness or so they SAY); Jerry Hall; Rod Stewart. If only Carrie Fisher had been there, it could have been an official Blowsy Broad Ball! Can I also mention that craaaazy Sharon Stone, who was one of the mc's, "jokingly" called Rod Stewart an "immature little punk" after he lifted his kilt at her and that she sang BACK UP for Natalie Cole, Sheryl "Old" Crow, and Liza Minelli? And that after Liza got a standing ovation for singing her mom Judy Garland's "You Made Me Love You," Liza whispered "Thank you, and....bonsoir." Oh, Liza. Sigh. I LOVE crazy famous ladies! And their crazy mothers, too!

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