Friday, July 09, 2004

I am totally OUTRAGED! I just got my new People magazine in the mail, and the cover story is Tori Spelling's wedding, while up in a teeny, tiny corner is "Remembering Marlon Brando 1924-2004." What the F? TORI SPELLING????? I am speechless. I am without speech. Is it even necessary to go into the reasons for my outrage? My disbelief? TORI SPELLING???? Has the whole world gone insane? Is the Earth spinning backwards on its axis? Do I now live in Bizarro World? The erosion of civil liberties in the United States, sure, I can live with it. The probablity that in the next four years American women will lose their right to chose whether or not to have a zygote in their bodies, yeah, saw it coming. The deaths of Americans and Iraquis for a corrupt, lying, secretive right-wing Christian fundamentalist insane moronic president? OK. But Marlon Brando's life and death getting bumped from the cover of People for TORI SPELLING'S NUPTIALS? I don't want to live in a world where this can happen...If this was not a free promotional issue, I would totally cancel my subscription. J'accuse, People Magazine, J'accuse!

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