Sunday, July 04, 2004

Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone celebrates by 1)registering to vote; 2)eating a hot dog (or tofu-dog); 3) watching a Marlon Brando movie ; 4.) drinking red/white/blue cocktails which may lead to the time-honored American tradition of red/white/blue vomiting; and 5)sticking it to The Man. Oh, and 6.) setting off fireworks--lots and lots of dangerous, drunken fireworks-related tomfoolery.

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