Tuesday, July 06, 2004

From the "Another Great Reason to Have a Child" file, comes this report from the IMDB about Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham and her cheating-but-hot soccer star David "Becks" Beckham:

"Superstar couple Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are desperate to add another child to their family in a bid to repair the damage done to their marriage by details of the soccer ace's alleged infidelity. The sexy pair recently canceled a planned promotional trip to America in favor of a two-week break in Morocco, and British newspaper The Sun reports they're using their intimate spell in exotic capital Marrakech to try for another baby."

Yep, I'm sure most marriage counsellors would agree that one of the best ways to repair the damage done to a relationship after one partner has repeatedly cheated on the other is to make a baby. That usually fixes everything right up. Good luck, Posh-n-Becks! (Note to Becks: Next time you cheat on your wife with her assistant, it might be a good idea to put the kibosh on those text message thingies---because those sexy messages have this funny little feature that they can be SAVED, and when you try and deny the affair took place, OOPS! there goes the text messages right into the voracious maw of the British tabloids. But the baby thing is probably going to end all that, anyway, so never mind.) Oh, and since they are but two more torch-bearers in the grand celebrity tradition of giving their kids exotic names (their first two are Brooklyn and Romeo), and since they are trying to conceive in Marakech, may I humby suggest the names Midnight Express, Lil' Beggar, Hashish, Bazaar, Sheltering Sky, Dusty Street, Poppy (or Heroin if it's a boy), and Rice Pilaf?

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