Thursday, July 01, 2004

Forgot to mention in the last post that there was another fun fact in Richard "Dick" Johnson's column; this one was all about Naomi Campbell almost being "ravished" by a horde of Sardinian men while she was shooting some ad while wearing a skimpy bikini. But I humbly ask: How do we know they were not trying to kill her with their bare hands? Like at the end of "Suddenly Last Summer." I mean, if I was a Sardinian horde I would want to tear not just her bikini, but her entire being, to shreds. She's eeeevvviilll!

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