For the love of God, will someone by this for me?

(From the NY Times):

" 'Showgirls' Special Edition Box Set

Not so much a box set as a complete party kit, this extravaganza from MGM Home Video contains a wide-screen transfer of Paul Verhoeven's inadvertent camp classic from 1995 — with Elizabeth Berkeley and Gina Gershon in their full NC-17 glory as warring Las Vegas showgirls — along with all the apparatus you'll need to recreate its uniquely tacky essence in your own home. There is a lap-dance tutorial offered by the women of "Scores," a set of Showgirls shot glasses, a deck of Showgirls playing cards, and, a triumph of marketing imagination, a "Pin the Pasties on the Showgirls" game, with pasties and blindfold included. $39.98. In stores July 27."

At least let me borrow it. I promise to return the pasties in the exact condition as I found them.