Monday, June 28, 2004

Listen to this:
"Hollywood hardman Bruce Willis is in talks to undergo a revolutionary hair treatment to cover his famous bald head. According to Britain's The Sun newspaper, the Sixth Sense star, 49, has consulted experts about a new 'hair cloning' treatment - which has only been tested on rodents and is awaiting approval from the US government."

Tested on rodents? What if Bruce had some kind of experience like in "The Fly" and mutated into a rat-man? Oh wait, that already happened! He could marry rat-faced Rosanna Arquette and they could have hideous rat-children together....

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