Friday, June 18, 2004

I saw on the IMDB gossip page that Ben Affleck was 'stunned' by J-Lo's wedding to that wee Latin troll--no duh--but I was way more stunned by the revelation that Ben and J-Lo only dated 18 months TOTAL!!! It seemed like an eternity. Almost as long as the never-ending Reagan memorial. The flags are STILL at half-mast everywhere I go. It's over, people! J-Lo has moved on, and now so must America!

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