Thursday, June 24, 2004

Here's a great quote from the new US Weekly: "Ever since Jack [White] got out of anger management classes, he's more serious about commitment and family." That sounds like quality husband material to me! But I bet I can get it for you wholesale--ba dum bum (rimshot)! I'm here all week, ladies and germs. Try the veal. But seriously, Renee, you better keep your teensy, tiny, squinty eyes wide open when he gets down on one red-clad knee to propose. He's trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zellweger! Can you imagine their hideous babies? EEEK!

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